What’s up, paw pals! I am writing with some pawsitively exciting news. Just this past Thursday some of my favorite pooches got together at the park for a very special event: the video shoot for my commercial!

Now I’m far from being a pious mutt but I wanted to find out why a pooch would want to be in the pews.

It was right around between the pummel and the obsessive licks to my face that I recognized the pup’s lineage. “By Saint Bernard, you’re a Yorkie! Wait, but not quite. There’s something else that I can’t quite pinpoint–” “Morkie! I’m a Morkie!” The pup, yet again, piped right in without raising a paw for permission.