As if dogs of the world weren’t suffering enough as a result of Hollywood socialites bagging puppies and accessorizing with Yorkies!

“Twilight” star Kellan Lutz rescued a Chihuahua he found lying in the middle of his street.

What’s more fun than actually being ALLOWED to run like crazy dogs all over an office, while the dog-loving humans just laugh and type away?!

I used to hate going to the vet, but now I look forward to it. Here’s why.

Let me introduce myself. Yo soy Irie la Jackahuahua. My mami says she wants to tell you all about how I was saved from the puppy pen, but she thought it’d be better if it came straight from the puppy’s snout.

I’m going to tell you the truth, okay chicas y chicos? I’ve been doing the stuff since I was just a little chiquitica baby in my mami’s paws. That’s right, I would do anything to get to it, that white stuff. Y que? and everything.