Although my tail hasn’t wagged a lot since I lost my sweet pawl Sophie, I’ve got tips to help other mourning pooches (and their humans) feel better.

Do they think doG gave them those fingers and thumbs for wags and giggles? No, cachorritos! He most defintiely did not. Those movable appendages are for one thing, and one thing only: giving me (doggies) belly rubs!

I coax all the iLD humans into giving me lots and LOTS of yummy for my tummy biscuits. BOL! I’m so sly, so cool, so sneaky sneaky.

Dog beds are nice and comfy, but here are some tips for persuading your humans to share their bed with you.

You know what annoys me? My neighbors Paco and Belle, when they’re roaming the streets unsupervised. Here’s why.

I’m not content to take my first whiz of the day in the backyard. Heck no. I’m going to mark the cul-de-sacs and neighborhood blocks. A girl’s got to have her workout too.