Written by Irie the Jackahuahua

‘alo mis perritos! Doggie dating has never been so easy. TJ and i Love Dogs have been doing this Adopt-A-Shelter-Dog month long campaign to find my perrito friends loving homes like mine. Y pues, let’s just say I’ve been meeting lots of potential boy toys.  Bark bark woof! Haha.

There are sooo many eligible bachelors out there my puppies. TJ introduced me to one stud-licious, blue-eyed hunk just today. He is A-DO-RA-BLE. Ay, but he has all the girls all over him. He’s so cool, like the sweet popular boy at doggie daycare who’s so cute, but doesn’t even let it get to his head! Ay, here he comes! How does my tail look? My ears? Okay, good. Hurry, make yourself presentable, his name’s Newman. Be cool, be cool.

Newman: Hi Irie, how ya doin’?

Irie: Oh, uh, hey, um I’m just  you know, here, like just chillin’ with my friends and all that. You?

Newman: Heading out to the yard, chasing some balls, tugging on some toys.

Irie: Oh yeah? That’s cool.

Newman: Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for helping me find a new furever home, man, that’s real nice of you.

<Irie almost rolls over in giddy excitement>

Irie: Oh.. um, you’re welcome. It’s no biggie. I’m sure you’ll find a new home with those gorgeous big, blue eye– I mean, you’re so gonna find a home, you’re totally cool.

Newman <twinkle in his eye>: Gee, thanks Irie. I just want a good family, you know? A big yard. Someone with lots of time that’ll just play with me ya know? I’ve just been looking for a furever home since I was born. Aww-roooooo! It’s tough. But, you know what I do to feel better?

Irie <hanging on his every word>: Sit and look pretty? I mean, what do you do?

Newman: Well, I like to snuggle up with a human or one of my k-9 friends, like Shannon.

Irie: YOU LIKE TO WHAT WITH WHO? <regains composure> I mean, oh yeah? Like, who’s Shannon?

Newman: She’s my best friend.

Irie: Oh, just a friend?

Newman: Yeah, but she’s not around to snuggle with right now. You want to snuggle?

<Irie almost faints>

Irie: Sure, guess I have some time for that.

Newman: Cool, meet you on the pillow?

<Irie nods enthusiastically>

Ay! My friends, I have to go snuggle with Newman now! Life is good, puppies, life is good.

If you want to adopt this sexy hunk of a doggie bark at the Linda Blair Worldheart Foundation (a super rescue pack!).  If you mention my pawl TJ or i Love Dogs, you’ll get a FREE puppy starter kit!

Abrazos y besos perritos!

Irie La Mona (The Little Doll) is a 7-month-old mixed breed, bilingual Jack Russell Terrier/Chihuahua adopted from the South Los Angeles Animal Shelter. Still a puppy, she aspires to one day host her very own show, and be the Oprah of mixed breed pups around the world! Check out her other articles!