Written by Irie the Jackahuahua

‘alo amiguitos perritos! It’s Adopt-A-Dog Month!

Perritos, you know me, I’m a diva to say the very least, y que? Pues, TJ just introduced me to another poochie looking for her furever home who’s also trying to be queen dogbee around here. At first I was like nuh uh girl, there’s only one pack leaderess around here, and it’s me! She tried to get pushy with me, but then she noticed how my collar matched my ears so nicely and pues doggies, before I knew it we were chatting it up about this and that. We are sooo BFFs now.

I’m so excited for her to tell you all about herself. She’s sooo cool! Aqui esta! Pudding!

<giggles, paw over her snout> Thanks, Irie. That collar is so fetch! I hope my new adopted mother or father gets me one. I guess I just want to say to all you humans that, well, I mean, like, just look at me. I’m TO-TA-LLY pretty. And you know, pretty humans and pretty dogs should really stick together. Oh, this leash? My foster daddy bought me this, cute huh? If you adopted me I would so let you buy me all kinds of cute pretty things. You know, and I would totally wear them.

It’s so hard to find the right family, right? I’m sure it’s so hard to find the right puppy to adopt, but really have you taken a good look at that picture? That’s like definitely my best angle. I told the photographer to focus and put on some Beyonce on the stereo – I needed my musix to get into the mood, ya know?  Look, let’s just cut to the chase – you NEED me in your life. I’m just too cute. I am like the most OBEDIENT dog ever. I’ll so do anything you say! <crosses her paws behind her back and winks*>

All I want is a cute human to take me home and be my daddy or mommy. Someone who will run with me as much as I need, ’cause let’s be honest, I’m in shape, but are you? You could lose a few pounds really. I’m the perfect dog for you! And I totally mean that with the most sincere loving tail wag ever. Here, here’s a kiss <slobbers all over your face>. Feel better? Me, you, BFFs?

I thought so! WOOF WOOF! 

Well, my puppies, who wouldn’t want this girl to be a part of their pack? Want to adopt Pudding? I know you do! 

If you want to adopt this pretty pittie bark at Karma Rescue (a super rescue pack!) or call 310-512-RUFF (7833). If you mention my pawl TJ or i Love Dogs, you’ll get a FREE puppy starter kit!

Abrazos y besos perritos!

Irie La Mona (The Little Doll) is a 7-month-old mixed breed, bilingual Jack Russell Terrier/Chihuahua adopted from the South Los Angeles Animal Shelter. Still a puppy, she aspires to one day host her very own show, and be the Oprah of mixed breed pups around the world! Check out her other articles!