Written by Irie the Jackahuahua
‘alo perritos! I know you love peanut butter as much as I do. You just can’t deny it, it’s almost as yummy as socks! Nudge your human with your snout, lick her paws, whimper very sweetly, make your eyes extra cute and beg for some peanut butter patties!
Yummies involved that if you wait patiently you might be able to lick off of the floor:
1 1/2 cups water
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/4 cup applesauce
2 tsp. vanilla
1/3 cup peanut butter (crunchy works great)
2 1/2 cups whole wheat flour
3/4 cup regular flour
1 cup cornmeal
3/4 cup oats
While you wait with your tail wagging, your human will:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Mix liquid ingredients together well. Combine the dry ingredients in a large bowl. Pour the wet mixture into the dry ingredients bowl and mix thoroughly until smooth. Roll into a ball; place ball on floured surface. Roll out to 1/2″ thickness. Cut into desired shapes (bone-shaped cookiecutters work great!). Place on ungreased cookie sheets. Bake for 20 minutes; turn off the oven and leave the biscuits in there for one hour to harden.
When the hot box monster stops heating your yummy biscuits you can sit and be really good! This will get you at least 3-4 biscuits because the humans are so excited that they actually baked you your very own treats that they want you to have more. Muahaha, a good way to sneak extra treats from them!
Recipe from The Poop Pantry
Perritos, does your human have a peanut butter recipe that you LOVE? Tell your human to send it to my amigo TJ at email@example.com y tambien comment below!
Irie La Mona (The Little Doll) is a 7-month-old mixed breed, bilingual Jack Russell Terrier/Chihuahua adopted from the South Los Angeles Animal Shelter. Still a puppy, she aspires to one day host her very own show, and be the Oprah of mixed breed pups around the world!